Jonas Hjortkloe

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Jonas Hjortkloe
Conversing with the unwashed masses (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
CEO & Owner of Hjortkloe Manufaktur
Type Obnoxious rich brat.
Title Chief Executive Officer.
Home Progresse, New Västervik
Company Hjortkloe Manufaktur (HKM)
Years in Stråssa
2144 Sent to Stråssa with a small retinue by father Greger Hjortkloe as a test of Jonas' abilities; hired Info Direkt to spy on revolutionary movements; kidnapped and tortured by the Red People's Front.
2145 Returned to Outpost Valkyrie in force, armed with the best money could buy; lost most wrecking battles badly; ended up hated by most of Stråssa; abandoned by most mercenaries; hired Konduktör Én; assaulted the Chaosists for unwillingness to pay rent; took revenge on the Red People's Front.
2147 Lured away to the fort of the Red People's Front in Stråssa by a tea invitation from Donna Bozita, leader of Pang i Bygget.
The heir in slumtown (2144). Photo by Cajsa Lithell
Radio Active interviews the eldest son of Greger Hjortkloe held captive by Commissar Oriakz (2144). Photo by Elin Jibbefors
Vodka torture at the hands of Red People's Front (2144). Photo by Elin Jibbefors
Jonas with bodyguards returning home from Stråssa (2144). Photo by Cajsa Lithell
Beneath his boots, the underclass (2145). Photo by Elin Jibbefors
Brat in town (2145). Photo by Cajsa Lithell
Jonas Hjortkloe in the favela of Stråssa (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
Jonas Hjortkloe at party in The Holy Church's Casino in Stråssa (2145). Photo by Quirk Herman Langland at Bigpicturelarping
Jonas Hjortkloe leading his retinue into battle in Stråssa (2145). Photo by Quirk Herman Langland at Bigpicturelarping
Firefight (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
Jonas Hjortkloe leading his expedition in rough terrain outside of Stråssa (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
A member of Jonas' retinue during a forest firefight (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
One of Jonas' specialists during his expedition to Närke (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
One of Jonas' associates (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
Geared up with the best Manufaktur money can buy (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
A typical scene of HKM defeat (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
Jonas' retinue in negotiations with Aka-Mitsu (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
Mocked by the filthy underclass of Stråssa (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål
HKM Medic in cordial relations with hired thug Borstis, a.k.a. Sköldis (2145). Photo by Lisa H Ekbom
HKM forces smoking out the Chaosists (2145). Photo by Elin Jibbefors
Sour losers (2145). Photo by Niklas Sandström
Protected by expensive gear (2145). Photo by Niklas Sandström
"When you win, you celebrate with champagne. When you lose, you need champagne." (2145). Photo by Niklas Sandström
Jonas Hjortkloe partying with Pang i Bygget inside the camp of the Red Peoples Front. (2147). Photo by Niklas Sandström
Hjortkloe Manufaktur's investigation into Info Direkt. Open source
The infamous lying document from the archives of Info Direkt, that set off the false rumour of the mutant brothel. Open source
Vaskogram sent by Jonas Hjortkloe (2148). Open source
No champagne for the unwashed underclass in Stråssa, by order of Jonas Hjortkloe (2148). Photo by Klara Larsson
Förste Ballastöversittare Pumpvett tries to steal of Jonas' champagne during the Vaskogram ceremony (2148). Photo by Alex Lithander
Eminent citizens' comments on the rumours about the mutant brothel as seen in HKM Comics Steam Roller (2148). Open source
A hidden treasure of gold discovered outside the camp of the Black Swords by Konduktör Én and the Rad Devils ended up gifted sycophantically to the CEO of Hjortkloe Manufaktur, Jonas Hjortkloe (2149). Open source photo. Treasure by Svarta Svärden

Eldest son of Greger Hjortkloe and heir of Hjortkloe Manufaktur and member of its Board of Directors. A commonly hated figure in Stråssa, renowned for his boundless arrogance and insufferable ways. A complete brat from Progresse, New Västervik. His conduct proved his own worst enemy; he himself being the greatest obstacle to attaining the success he sought.

Returning home from Stråssa in the year 2144, company heir Jonas Hjortkloe, gathered a band of faction members, loyalists, and specialists to begin an expedition back to the old Örebro County in order to increase his contribution to the company, and assert his power as heir over the board. This expedition in 2145, however, proved to be a failure despite robust funding, and the conduct of the Hjortkloe force (and of Jonas in particular) earned them infamy and the enmity of most people in Stråssa. Jonas' own decisions proved a decisive factor, for he rejected hiring the ever-victorious German mercenaries of Techno-Korps Lindemann because of their high price, and consequently lost out in the vicious struggle for supremacy. Jonas has since scorned Stråssa and directed his efforts elsewhere, although HKM has maintained an undercover presence in Stråssa thanks to its operative agent, and has likewise sported a media presence thanks to the efforts of Beatrice the blogger.

Rather Dead than Red

Nurturing a hatred of the Reds, in 2144 Jonas employed Info Direkt to spy on KÅP, the Chaosists and Red Peoples Front. Fortunately, the investigation showed that these ideologically related factions were not at all collaborating with each other. That same year, Jonas Hjortkloe was captured by the Red Peoples Front and suffered through the travails of vodka torture.

Strangely, however, in 2147 he seems to have participated in a party staged by Pang i Bygget in the camp of the Red Peoples Front.

Daddy's Pants

In 2144, stekerii Arvid and Ebhen of Svarta Svärden knifed down Jonas Hjortkloe, insufferable brat and heir to Hjortkloe Manufaktur, outside of the bar Shot in the Dark. The violent veterans grabbed one shoulder each from behind, and spun Jonas around for a split second of fear before the cold steel bit hime. The rough, tough and hard-drinking clones of Svarta Svärden have ever since referred to Jonas as Pappas Byxor (Daddy's Pants).

Rumour of the Mutant Brothel

In 2146, a nasty rumour started to circulate about Jonas Hjortkloe having visited a mutant brothel (and then slain the employees of said establishment) back in 2144, following his captivity at the hands of Krasny Narodny Front. Apparently a shady character handed over a copy of a spy document from Info Direkt's archive and bribed the barmaid in Sinterverket to talk loosely about this false matter. Fortunately, Security Guard Konduktör Én worked diligently in 2147 to fervently deny that any such mutant brothel visit had ever occured (thereby unwittingly spreading the rumour further), by gifting people on the street free apples from the greenhouses of Progresse, and by informing the public via Radio Active.

Hjortkloe Manufaktur strongly denies this rumour.

Miscellaneous Prints

HKM Publishing House released an HKM Comics advertisment poster in 2149, featuring its owner Jonas Hjortkloe.

Public download (PNG)