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| + | | title = Jonas Hjortkloe | ||
| + | | header1 = CEO & Owner of Hjortkloe Manufaktur | ||
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| + | | image = [[File:Hjortkloe Manufaktur Jonas Hjortkloe 01.jpg|300px|alt=shh]] | ||
| + | |caption = ''Conversing with the unwashed masses (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål | ||
| + | | label2 = Type| data2 = Obnoxious rich brat. | ||
| + | | label3 = Title | data3 = Chief Executive Officer. | ||
| + | | label4 = Home | data4 = [[Progresse, New Västervik]] | ||
| + | | label5 = Company | data5 = [[Hjortkloe Manufaktur]] (HKM) | ||
| + | | header8 = Years in [[Stråssa]] | | ||
| + | | label9 = 2144 | data9 = Sent to Stråssa with a small retinue by father Greger Hjortkloe as a test of Jonas' abilities; hired [[Info Direkt]] to spy on revolutionary movements; kidnapped and tortured by the [[Red Peoples Front| Red People's Front]]. | ||
| + | | label10 = 2145 | data10 = Returned to Outpost Valkyrie in force, armed with the best money could buy; lost most wrecking battles badly; ended up hated by most of [[Stråssa]]; abandoned by most mercenaries; hired [[Konduktör Én]]; assaulted the [[Chaosists]] for unwillingness to pay rent; took revenge on the [[Red Peoples Front| Red People's Front]]. | ||
| + | | label13 = 2147 | data13 = Lured away to the fort of the [[Red Peoples Front| Red People's Front]] in Stråssa by a tea invitation from Donna Bozita, leader of [[Pang i Bygget]]. | ||
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| − | [[File: | + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2144 Cajsa Lithell 02.jpg|thumb|left|''The heir in slumtown (2144).'' Photo by Cajsa Lithell]] |
| − | [[File: | + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2144 Elin Jibbefors 01.jpg|thumb|left|''[[Radio Active]] interviews the eldest son of Greger Hjortkloe held captive by Commissar Oriakz (2144).'' Photo by Elin Jibbefors]] |
| − | [[File: | + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2144 Elin Jibbefors 02.jpg|thumb|right|''Vodka torture at the hands of [[Red Peoples Front| Red People's Front]] (2144).'' Photo by Elin Jibbefors]] |
| − | [[File: | + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2144 Cajsa Lithell 01.jpg|thumb|left|''Jonas with bodyguards returning home from [[Stråssa]] (2144).'' Photo by Cajsa Lithell]] |
| − | [[File:HKM | + | [[File:HKM 2145 Elin Jibbefors 04.jpg|thumb|left| ''Beneath his boots, the underclass (2145).'' Photo by Elin Jibbefors]] |
| − | [[File:Jonas Hjortkloe 01.png|thumb|left|''The infamous lying document from the archives of [[Info Direkt]], that set off the false rumour of the mutant brothel.'']] | + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2145 Cajsa Lithell 05.jpg|thumb|right| ''Brat in town (2145).'' Photo by Cajsa Lithell]] |
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| + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2145 Axel Arkstål 01.jpg|thumb|right| ''Jonas Hjortkloe in the favela of [[Stråssa]] (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Hjortkloe Manufaktur Jonas Hjortkloe 02.jpg|thumb|left| ''Jonas Hjortkloe at party in [[The Holy Church]]'s Casino in Stråssa (2145).'' Photo by Quirk Herman Langland at Bigpicturelarping]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Hjortkloe Manufaktur 01.jpg|thumb|right| ''Jonas Hjortkloe leading his retinue into battle in [[Stråssa]] (2145).'' Photo by Quirk Herman Langland at Bigpicturelarping]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 13.jpg|thumb|left| ''Firefight (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 12.jpg|thumb|right| ''Jonas Hjortkloe leading his expedition in rough terrain outside of [[Stråssa]] (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 06.jpg|thumb|left| ''A member of Jonas' retinue during a forest firefight (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 09.jpg|thumb|right| ''One of Jonas' specialists during his expedition to Närke (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 11.jpg|thumb|left| ''One of Jonas' associates (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 17.jpg|thumb|right| ''Geared up with the best Manufaktur money can buy (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Cajsa Lithell 01.jpg|thumb|left| ''A typical scene of HKM defeat (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 03.jpg|thumb|right| ''Jonas' retinue in negotiations with [[Aka-Mitsu]] (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Axel Arkstål 01.jpg|thumb|left| ''Mocked by the filthy underclass of [[Stråssa]] (2145).'' Photo by Axel Arkstål]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Lisa H Ekbom 02.jpg|thumb|right| ''HKM Medic in cordial relations with hired thug [[Konduktör Én| Borstis]], a.k.a. Sköldis (2145).'' Photo by Lisa H Ekbom]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Elin Jibbefors 05.jpg|thumb|left| ''HKM forces smoking out the [[Chaosists]] (2145).'' Photo by Elin Jibbefors]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Niklas Sandström 02.jpg|thumb|right| ''Sour losers (2145).'' Photo by Niklas Sandström]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM 2145 Niklas Sandström 01.jpg|thumb|left| ''Protected by expensive gear (2145).'' Photo by Niklas Sandström]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM Jonas 2145 Niklas Sandström 01.jpg|thumb|right| ''"When you win, you celebrate with champagne. When you lose, you need champagne." (2145).'' Photo by Niklas Sandström]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Hjortkloe Manufaktur Jonas Hjortkloe 05.jpg|thumb|left| ''Jonas Hjortkloe partying with Pang i Bygget inside the camp of the [[Red Peoples Front]]. (2147).'' Photo by Niklas Sandström]] | ||
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| + | [[File:HKM-Info Direkt Wiki 01.png|thumb|right|''Hjortkloe Manufaktur's investigation into [[Info Direkt]].'' Open source]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Jonas Hjortkloe 01.png|thumb|left|''The infamous lying document from the archives of [[Info Direkt]], that set off the false rumour of the mutant brothel.'' Open source]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Konduktören 2148 Eget 03.jpg|thumb|right|''Vaskogram sent by Jonas Hjortkloe (2148).'' Open source]] | ||
[[File:Konduktören 2148 Klara Larsson 01.jpg|thumb|right|''No champagne for the unwashed underclass in Stråssa, by order of Jonas Hjortkloe (2148).'' Photo by Klara Larsson]] | [[File:Konduktören 2148 Klara Larsson 01.jpg|thumb|right|''No champagne for the unwashed underclass in Stråssa, by order of Jonas Hjortkloe (2148).'' Photo by Klara Larsson]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Vaskogram 2148 Alex Lithander 05.jpg|thumb|left|''[[Förste Ballastöversittare]] Pumpvett tries to steal of Jonas' champagne during the Vaskogram ceremony (2148).'' Photo by Alex Lithander]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Efterspel 01.jpg|thumb|right|''Eminent citizens' comments on the rumours about the mutant brothel as seen in [[HKM Comics]]'' Steam Roller (2148)''.'' Open source]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Guldborsten 2149 Eget 01.png|thumb|left| ''A hidden treasure of gold discovered outside the camp of the Black Swords by Konduktör Én and the Rad Devils ended up gifted sycophantically to the CEO of Hjortkloe Manufaktur, [[Jonas Hjortkloe]] (2149).'' Open source photo. Treasure by Svarta Svärden]] | ||
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| + | [[File:Borsten i Progresse 2151 01.png|thumb|right|''Jonas Hjortkloe in Progresse as seen in [[HKM Comics]]'' Endgame (2150)''.'' Open source]] | ||
Eldest son of [[Greger Hjortkloe]] and heir of '''[[Hjortkloe Manufaktur]]''' and member of its Board of Directors. A commonly hated figure in [[Stråssa]], renowned for his boundless arrogance and insufferable ways. A complete brat from [[Progresse, New Västervik]]. His conduct proved his own worst enemy; he himself being the greatest obstacle to attaining the success he sought. | Eldest son of [[Greger Hjortkloe]] and heir of '''[[Hjortkloe Manufaktur]]''' and member of its Board of Directors. A commonly hated figure in [[Stråssa]], renowned for his boundless arrogance and insufferable ways. A complete brat from [[Progresse, New Västervik]]. His conduct proved his own worst enemy; he himself being the greatest obstacle to attaining the success he sought. | ||
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Strangely, however, in 2147 he seems to have participated in a party staged by [[Pang i Bygget]] in the camp of the [[Red Peoples Front]]. | Strangely, however, in 2147 he seems to have participated in a party staged by [[Pang i Bygget]] in the camp of the [[Red Peoples Front]]. | ||
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| + | ===Daddy's Pants=== | ||
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| + | In 2144, ''stekerii'' Arvid and Ebhen of [[Svarta Svärden]] knifed down Jonas Hjortkloe, insufferable brat and heir to [[Hjortkloe Manufaktur]], outside of the bar [[Shot in the Dark]]. The violent veterans grabbed one shoulder each from behind, and spun Jonas around for a split second of fear before the cold steel bit hime. The rough, tough and hard-drinking clones of Svarta Svärden have ever since referred to Jonas as ''Pappas Byxor'' (''Daddy's Pants''). | ||
===Rumour of the Mutant Brothel=== | ===Rumour of the Mutant Brothel=== | ||
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Hjortkloe Manufaktur '''strongly''' denies this rumour. | Hjortkloe Manufaktur '''strongly''' denies this rumour. | ||
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| + | ===Miscellaneous Prints=== | ||
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| + | HKM Publishing House released an [[HKM Comics]] advertisment poster in 2149, featuring its owner Jonas Hjortkloe. | ||
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| + | [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/12letq1y_aW2fENxaefk84OEsvp_lq0kG?usp=sharing Public download (PNG)] | ||
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| + | File:HKM Toilet Paper 01.png | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
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| + | ===Endgame (2150)=== | ||
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| + | ''Endgame (2150)'' is a historical comic booklet or illustrated novella which deals with the history of [[Svarta Svärden]] from vat inception in [[Vault Outokumpu]] to their dire deaths in [[Stråssa]] of said year, involving plots and invasions by [[Pansarvargarna]]. Its second page is copied from the [[Book of Knowledge]] by [[Malak]] Shaloon. Its back feature a special message from [[Hjortkloe Manufaktur]]'s Chief Executive Officer Jonas Hjortkloe, attended by Security Guard [[Konduktör Én]]. | ||
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| + | [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IAj2p4VmO40fd-Mw2n6roeemVJJyTyDP/view?usp=sharing Public download (PDF)] | ||
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| + | File:EG Sida 01.png| | ||
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| + | File:EG Sida 11.png| | ||
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| + | </gallery> | ||
[[Category: Characters]] | [[Category: Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:40, 23 February 2024
 Conversing with the unwashed masses (2145). Photo by Axel Arkstål | |
| CEO & Owner of Hjortkloe Manufaktur | |
|---|---|
| Type | Obnoxious rich brat. |
| Title | Chief Executive Officer. |
| Home | Progresse, New Västervik |
| Company | Hjortkloe Manufaktur (HKM) |
| Years in Stråssa | |
| 2144 | Sent to Stråssa with a small retinue by father Greger Hjortkloe as a test of Jonas' abilities; hired Info Direkt to spy on revolutionary movements; kidnapped and tortured by the Red People's Front. |
| 2145 | Returned to Outpost Valkyrie in force, armed with the best money could buy; lost most wrecking battles badly; ended up hated by most of Stråssa; abandoned by most mercenaries; hired Konduktör Én; assaulted the Chaosists for unwillingness to pay rent; took revenge on the Red People's Front. |
| 2147 | Lured away to the fort of the Red People's Front in Stråssa by a tea invitation from Donna Bozita, leader of Pang i Bygget. |
Eldest son of Greger Hjortkloe and heir of Hjortkloe Manufaktur and member of its Board of Directors. A commonly hated figure in Stråssa, renowned for his boundless arrogance and insufferable ways. A complete brat from Progresse, New Västervik. His conduct proved his own worst enemy; he himself being the greatest obstacle to attaining the success he sought.
Returning home from Stråssa in the year 2144, company heir Jonas Hjortkloe, gathered a band of faction members, loyalists, and specialists to begin an expedition back to the old Örebro County in order to increase his contribution to the company, and assert his power as heir over the board. This expedition in 2145, however, proved to be a failure despite robust funding, and the conduct of the Hjortkloe force (and of Jonas in particular) earned them infamy and the enmity of most people in Stråssa. Jonas' own decisions proved a decisive factor, for he rejected hiring the ever-victorious German mercenaries of Techno-Korps Lindemann because of their high price, and consequently lost out in the vicious struggle for supremacy. Jonas has since scorned Stråssa and directed his efforts elsewhere, although HKM has maintained an undercover presence in Stråssa thanks to its operative agent, and has likewise sported a media presence thanks to the efforts of Beatrice the blogger.
Contents
Rather Dead than Red
Nurturing a hatred of the Reds, in 2144 Jonas employed Info Direkt to spy on KÅP, the Chaosists and Red Peoples Front. Fortunately, the investigation showed that these ideologically related factions were not at all collaborating with each other. That same year, Jonas Hjortkloe was captured by the Red Peoples Front and suffered through the travails of vodka torture.
Strangely, however, in 2147 he seems to have participated in a party staged by Pang i Bygget in the camp of the Red Peoples Front.
Daddy's Pants
In 2144, stekerii Arvid and Ebhen of Svarta Svärden knifed down Jonas Hjortkloe, insufferable brat and heir to Hjortkloe Manufaktur, outside of the bar Shot in the Dark. The violent veterans grabbed one shoulder each from behind, and spun Jonas around for a split second of fear before the cold steel bit hime. The rough, tough and hard-drinking clones of Svarta Svärden have ever since referred to Jonas as Pappas Byxor (Daddy's Pants).
Rumour of the Mutant Brothel
In 2146, a nasty rumour started to circulate about Jonas Hjortkloe having visited a mutant brothel (and then slain the employees of said establishment) back in 2144, following his captivity at the hands of Krasny Narodny Front. Apparently a shady character handed over a copy of a spy document from Info Direkt's archive and bribed the barmaid in Sinterverket to talk loosely about this false matter. Fortunately, Security Guard Konduktör Én worked diligently in 2147 to fervently deny that any such mutant brothel visit had ever occured (thereby unwittingly spreading the rumour further), by gifting people on the street free apples from the greenhouses of Progresse, and by informing the public via Radio Active.
Hjortkloe Manufaktur strongly denies this rumour.
Miscellaneous Prints
HKM Publishing House released an HKM Comics advertisment poster in 2149, featuring its owner Jonas Hjortkloe.
Endgame (2150)
Endgame (2150) is a historical comic booklet or illustrated novella which deals with the history of Svarta Svärden from vat inception in Vault Outokumpu to their dire deaths in Stråssa of said year, involving plots and invasions by Pansarvargarna. Its second page is copied from the Book of Knowledge by Malak Shaloon. Its back feature a special message from Hjortkloe Manufaktur's Chief Executive Officer Jonas Hjortkloe, attended by Security Guard Konduktör Én.
