Svarta Svärden

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The false poster that saw Svarta Svärden massacred in a crater (2147): "Don't buy bullets. Buy Knives. With ugly regards the Black Swords."
Who dared insult Pappas Pistoler (2147)?
Kumla shoots to kill (2147).
Combat broom (2147).

Years in Stråssa

False Poster Crater Massacre (2147)

On the subject of deviousness, some bastard had put up false posters featuring Pappas Pistoler crossed-over, with a below-the-belt advertising for Finnish knives, with ugly regards from Svarta Svärden. The Finns had forgotten this when they were asked by Konduktör Én to tag along with Pappas Pistoler, their allies of Kumla and their random mercenaries into the woods, to search a crater for buried valuables. Out in the forest, Pappa forebodingly ordered everybody who wasn't of Kumlamilisen or Pappas Pistoler to form a separate group. This was then ordered down, at gun-point, to search the mine-strewn crater for the buried goods (which Red Peoples Front had retrieved earlier, accompanied by Borstis). As they found nothing, Pappa ordered everybody who wasn't part of Svarta Svärden to leave the crater. Konduktör'n climbed out of it with a malicious laughter.

Left behind in the hole, were the entire group of Svarta Svärden, with Kumlamilisen in a ring around the crater lip. As the centre of attention stood a haunching Pappa, twirling his moustache, and speaking in an angry and tired voice: "This is a good occassion to raise the question about those bloody notes you've put up with a cross over my face!"

Some few words back-and-forth followed, with feeble denial from Svarta Svärden's side, before Pappa ordered the Kumla gangsters to mow down the Finns were they stood. Svarta Svärden fell, with bullets hitting them from all sides, some even striking into their ears. As their bleeding bodies hit the dirt floor, Konduktör Én drew his sword, cut one Kumla militiaman down, and shouted "For Finland!" Svarta Svärden subsequently awarded Kvasten a Finnish medal for bravery.

He was immediately peppered with small-arms fire, and rolled down into the crater, triggering a gas mine in his heavy fall. Later, as the victims of the crater massacre limped home, Svarta Svärden asked Konduktör'n who had put up the posters, to which he replied with "It was Info Direkt."

Now followed a rabid quest for revenge. Shouting "Death to Kumla! Death to Kumla!" Sköldis switched garb and went incognito out on the streets armed with only a knife. He stalked Stråssa in search of lone members of Kumla, but they were hard to come by. Finally, he passed through Sinterverket and happened upon two relaxing Kumla gangsters in the bar. He drew knife and stabbed them, running away with a weird laughter of "Höahöahöa!"

Konduktör Én obviously had the intention to hunt down all of the Kumla militia (for which he also tricked Kill Town to almost attack them at night). To end the uneven vendetta, a group of Kumla men sought out his camp, and opened peace negotiations. The broom-crested Idiot, however, misunderstood their speech, and took it to mean that it hadn't been Kumlamilisen who had shot him down, after all, but instead it had been another gang of people dressed up like Kumla. He asked confirmation, and they nooded at this, perplexed and relieved. In response, he roared: "I will kill those devils! You're safe to go."

Thus ended the conflict with Kumla, and soon Konduktör Én would march alongside with the scarlet gangsters to take down the Machine Dogs. All futile, however, for the road warriors had long since chickened out and fled their own camp to escape the wrath of Kumla. This was the second time Borstis had witnessed their craven conduct, and he was not amused.

The seeming end of Svarta Svärden's beef with Pappas Pistoler came when the nouveau riche Finnish war veterans approached Konduktör Én in fine costumes, and tossed up heaps of money that rained down around him. As Borstis scrambled in rigid armour to pick up all the paper caps, Svarta Svärden tasked him with attacking Pappas Pistoler and send their regards. Suddenly mad with wealth, Konduktör'n marched straight to Pappa's gunshop, waited sneakily outside, and called Slisk to him as the goon walked lone down the street. As Slisk approached, Konduktör Én cut him down, tossed five caps at his bleeding body on the ground (thus mimicking his superiors, the companions of Jonas Hjortkloe back in 2145) and shouted: "Svarta Svärden send their regards!" Konduktör'n was immediately hunted down the streets, shot from behind and stomped upon while on the ground. Is this the end of the feud...?